Do you want to tour a major city with 325 horsepower at your disposal? Do you want to get happy feelings when you perform civic duties? Do you want to turn the tables on your childhood and make others chase the bus instead of you having to chase it every day while the crazy busdriver chanted “faster, fatboy, faster”? Well you soon will be able to fulfill these dreams with the upcoming bus simulator!

Check out these awesome features we predict will be available:

• Pick people up!
• Drop people off!
• Demand exact change!
• Close the doors prematurely on old ladies so you can laugh!
• Make people sit at the back of the bus!
• Drive in an exclusive bus lane!
• Piss off other drivers because you’re a bus!
• Honk a bus horn!
•  Go home to your oaf wife and five kids after a hard days work and cry yourself to sleep because you work under a transportation system that ridiculously underpays its employees due to lack of state funding!

More information on Bus Simulator 2008, such as the release date, will be available soon!