$22 million? No thank you

Ryuta Kawashima

The creator of the popular Nintendo DS game and it’s sequels, Brain Age: Train Your Brain In Minutes A Day!, has decided to pass up on some massive royalties. Ryuta Kawashima was entitled up to $22 million, (2.4 billion Japanese yen) but decided to pass up the opportunity and donate a hefty portion of his royalties to Tohuko University so new laboratories can be built at the university’s Institute of Development, Aging and Cancer.

“Everyone in my family is mad at me but I tell them that if they want money, go out and earn it,” Kawashima said.

Here’s a list of other stupid things Ryuta has said that his family still hates him for:

  • The Giants will win the Super Bowl 47-13
  • Recession? What recession?
  • Google stock will be a bust
  • E-commerce will never happen
  • No one will play a game where the controller acts as a motion sensor
  • The euro will be disastrous to the European Union
  • Nobody will use social networking websites
  • Britney Spears is a role model for children
  • Venereal Disease exists only amongst homosexuals
  • Carrot Top is a comic genius!
  • Terrorism will become obsolete once we invade Iraq
  • Dark and Light will will blow World of Warcraft out of the water
  • Vanguard: Saga of heroes will blow World of Warcraft out of the water
  • Star Wars Galaxies players will embrace the NGE
  • MC Hammer will usher the new millennium with his hit music
  • Invest in Enron!
  • Windows is doomed. Nobody will use a graphical operating system
  • Halo will flop
  • Duke Nukem Forever will be released
  • Nobody wants to carry a phone around with them
  • Jesus is coming back…soon!
  • I don’t want the $22 million

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