It’s dead, Jim

Lara’s dead, Jim

SCi Entertainment Group PLC, the publisher of the popular video game Tomb Raider announced today that it will accept food stamps in exchange for stock after its stock hit an 18 year low. Food stamps will be used to feed the anorexic Lara Croft in hopes of getting her ready for Tomb Raider XV: Some Pansy Stole My Shit Again.

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