The release of firmware 3.90 on Network Update allows users with a PSP-2000 to use the long awaited Skype feature. If playing a PSP on the train didn’t make you look like a dork, talking to your PSP on the train certainly will. The update also expands support for Playstation Network titles

Age of Conan was pushed back to May 20, 2o08, but fear not! Your need for pixelated titties can be temporarily cured!

Researchers at the University of California – Berkley have published a study regarding online flame wars and professional world quarrels. In light of a recent professional quarrel in the gaming industry, Dr. Jonathan Miller decided to see if there were any similarities in the behaviors exemplified during an online flame war with the behavior exemplified in a professional quarrel. His findings were published in this week’s issue of Real Berkley Studies Magazine: For Those Doubting Credibility. Fried Yoda has generously decided to translate all this scientific gibberish into more common tongue to help the average person understand the results. Continue Reading »

Ever wanted to make your own hentai porn? Did those creepy animated tentacle flicks from Japan make you happy in the pants? Well rejoice, young pervert, for now you can have the exciting grotesqueness of those films in on your hands! Gaia Online has released it’s creepy tentacle arm for only $15, and it’s quite a bargain! Now you can make sexy time more fun with your girlfriend, or boyfriend, or pet using the tentacle arm. Do you watch porn when doing it and try to mimic the actions in the film with your mate? Ever have a hard time trying to mimic the actions of tentacle hentai? Well despair no more, for now you can make even that twisted dream of yours come true! It’s simple: slip on, then slip in! It’s that easy!

Your dreams of losing your cyber-virginity since you couldn’t lose your real virginity are now OVER.

There’s a disturbance in the force when it comes to the release date of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. Amazon recently changed it’s release date listing of the game for August 26 while EBGames.com maintains an April 1 release date.

(Editor’s note: [waves hand in front of your face] There is no delay. Everything is on schedule as planned. There’s nothing to see here. Move along.)

This morning Propaganda Studios, the developer of the latest installment of the Turok video game series, Turok, made a surprise announcement that the game will feature dinosaurs.

“There was much speculation as to who the main character, Joseph Turok, would be fighting against in this game. Propaganda Games would like to confirm that it is in fact dinosaurs that will be the primary crossbow victims in the game. I’m proud to say that this has been one of the best kept secrets in video game history, better kept than the announcement of GTA IV hookers being modeled after Hillary Clinton,” announced Josh Bridge, Turok‘s lead level designer. Continue Reading »

SCi Entertainment Group PLC, the publisher of the popular video game Tomb Raider announced today that it will accept food stamps in exchange for stock after its stock hit an 18 year low. Food stamps will be used to feed the anorexic Lara Croft in hopes of getting her ready for Tomb Raider XV: Some Pansy Stole My Shit Again.

When all hope seemed lost for HD-DVD, there was a glimmer of hope that came to Microsoft and Toshiba’s rescue earlier today. Hollywood movie studios Paramount and Universal both squashed rumors hinting that they would switch over to Blu-Ray. Instead, they reinforced their stance next to HD-DVD amidst all the ship-jumping being performed by other major Hollywood studios.

Ken Graffeo, executive vice president of High Definition Strategic Marketing at Universal Studios Home Entertainment, reassured reporters that “this is just a rumor, both Universal and Paramount are continuing to produce movies in HD DVD.” When asked what plans were underway to combat the massive support Blu-Ray has received Graffeo revealed Universal and Paramount’s joint approach for keeping HD-DVD alive.

“We believe that both Universal and Paramount have a strong arsenal of quality films that will continue to play in HD-DVD’s favor. Both studios have decided on a joint-venture campaign to breathe life back into the superior high definition format. We have two motion picture heavyweights that will act as our front lines in this war, and we are confident that consumers will think twice before exclusively choosing Blu-Ray over HD-DVD.” Continue Reading »