Next thing you know Bill Belichick will be dressed in a black robe pimping a pentagram chain, while Tom Brady is kneeling in front of him and accepting a grail of satanic goat’s blood. Fuck this shit. The Commish wants to have NFL games in England? Here’s another chance. They better change Super Bowl venues from Arizona to London so when the Pats win and the Earth opens up to begin the Age of Hell, we here in the U.S. will at least have a small time frame to think of a way to escape the global Armageddon that will be brought upon us by these two.