Wow, that was one of the worst Super Bowls I’ve ever seen. Everything about it sucked. The game, the ref, the halftime show, the commercials. Granted, there were a few commercials that were clever and made me laugh, but it was nothing like those of other years that had me laughing every other minute. So I was rooting for the Seahawks. Big deal, they lost, it wasn’t the Bears so I won’t lose any sleep over it. But even if I was rooting for the Steelers, it wouldn’t have made the event any better. The game was utter crap. It felt like I was watching two high school teams play. By halftime, I was getting the feeling that the game was fixed. By the third quarter, I was guaranteeing it to myself. The refs were so paid off it wasn’t even funny. Hell, European Soccer does a better job at NOT making it so obvious (ok, thats a big exaggeration, European Soccer makes it extremely obvious, but you get the point). There was nothing professional about that game.

The commercials were crappy. I haven’t met a single person who understood the GoDaddy commercial. There were mixed opinions on the best commercial, but they all weren’t anything outstanding. Obviously, beer commercials were probably the funniest. I personally found the Ameriquest ones to be the funniest. But still, nothing outrageously funny. They either sucked, didn’t make sense, or made me chuckle just a bit.

Mick Jagger needs to retire. I have nothing against the Stones. They were an upheaviing band in world culture. But seriously, its time to retire. I watched the game in HD. I could see all the wrinkles, pits, and disgusting facial features of Mick Jagger’s already mutilated face. Plus their performance sucked. I’ve never seen the Stones perform before, but damn, did it suck. I was squinting to see if I could spot a team of paramedics on the side of the stage, holding oxygen masks just in case.

In conclusion, make next year’s Super Bowl not suck that much. A wardrobe malfunction isn’t such a bad idea now, is it?