Survey Time!
(1) What is your name? Steven
(2) Are you happy with it? No
(3) Are you named after anyone? The cross
(4) Your nickname: Hoon, Cally, Slimm Calhoun, Stavy, Stav
(5) Your Screenname: ChiGrkGuy
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? No
(7) Then what would you name your children? Maybe go traditional Greek,
but don’t mind change
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Stephanie
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Petros
(10) Are there any mispronounciatons/typos that people do with your name
constantly? no
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? no, my last name
is shortened as it is
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: male
(13) Straight/gay/bisexual/pansexual/queer?: str8
(14) Single? I’m single and i wanna mingle
(15) Want to be? Stupid question
(16) Your birthdate: July 31, 1985
(17) Your age: 19
(18) Age you act: 25
(19) Age you wish you were: 21
(20) Your height: 5’11″
(21) The color of your eyes: Dark Brown
(22) Happy with it? yes
(23) The color of your hair: Dark brown
(24) Happy with it? No, i wish it was green.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Right
(26) Your living arrangement? Mi Casa
(27) Your family: Big, fat, and Greek
(28) Have any pets? Cockatiel, no other pet has ever made me so happy
(29) What’s your job: Expediter/Food Runner at a fancy restaurant
(30) Piercings? No
(31) Tattoos? i tried drawing one with a pencil once….
(32) Obsessions? music mixing and web designing
(33) Addictions? cocaine and meth, with a sprinkle of pcp…
(34) Do you collect anything? Old School Video Games
(35) Do you speak another language? Greek, Spanish, Italian
(36) Have a favorite quote? “Face it if crime did not pay, there would be
very few criminals.” – Sir Laughton Lewis
(37) Do you have a webpage? http://www.cryocreations.com
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? hell yes
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? if that means am i
patient, then yes
(40) Do you have any secrets? lol, a lot
(41) Do you hate yourself? no
(42) Do you like your handwriting? what kind of a question is that?
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? “I love you”
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? How To
Do A Lot Of Bitches Without Getting Sued
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? i once
pretended i was black, that didn’t go to well
(49) Are you a loner? no, but sometimes i like being alone and thinking.
(50) What are your no. 1? i don’t get this question
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes,
cause i would always want to be friends with someone who values honesty and
trust more than anything.
(52) Are you a daredevil? do i do stupid things? yes. do i take risks?
yes. am i Houdini? no
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? i eat like a pig
but i never gain weight
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? depends, a bit of both
(55) Have you got a journal? does livejournal count?
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength: Being me.
Weakness: Being someone else
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i
bet someone really depressed created this survey
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one would you
drink out of? yup, the creator of this survey was definately depressed.
(59) How do you vent? Trying to steal my stress relieving techniques, Mr/Mrs
Depressed person?
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? yes
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? i regret
starting this long ass survey
(63) What is the most important lesson you’ve learned from life? be the
most self centered, egoistic and positive prick on earth, cause if you don’t
believe in yourself, and don’t believe you are the best, you will get nowhere.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? Its not fat
(65) And least? its skinny
(66) Do you think you are good looking? i’m a 9.8 at hotornot, so they
decided for me
(67) Are you confident? yes
(68) What is the fictional character you’re most like? Captain Kirk:
chicks dig me, i can kick ass, and i’m a geek
(69) Do people know how you feel? no
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? no, usually the person is too stupid to
perceive
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER…
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(82) Liked your voice? no
(83) Hurt yourself? no, but i have hurt myself on my computer
(84) Been out of the country? every summer
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? no
(86) Had sex? yes
(87) Been unfaithful? No
(88) Been in love? define love
(89) Done drugs? weed, once
(90) Gone skinny dipping? do it every summer on my last night in methoni
with….. n/m
(91) Had a medical emergency? yeah, been hit by a car, tore my knee open
to the bone and then walked like 3 blocks home leaving a trail of blood behind
and said “mom, i need a bandaid”
(92) Had a surgery? stitches?
(93) Ran away from home? no
(94) Played strip poker? no
(95) Gotten beaten up? no
(96) Beaten someone up? lol, back in the Greek Mafia days at NT
(97) Been picked on? Yes
(98) Been on stage? used to act, even was on Antenna, friends saw me
(100) Slept outdoors? no
(101) Thought about suicide? no
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? lol. too many. i’m an insomniac.
(103) If yes, what is your record? 2 days.
(104) Gone one day without food? Happened all the time up in Madison
(105) Talked on the phone all night? 5 hours count?
(106) Slept together with the preferred gender without actually having sex
first? yes
(107) Slept all day? yup
(108) Killed someone? wanted to
(109) Made out with a stranger? yes
(110) Had sex with a stranger? yes
(111) Thought you’re going crazy? i am crazy
(112) Kissed the same gender? ewwwwwwww
(114) Been betrayed? plenty of times
(115) Had a dream that came true? no
(116) Broken the law? yes, but not caught
(117) Met a famous person? Mannoussos Manoussakis, Andrew Athens, DMX,
Antonis Remos, Elena Paparizou, Vasilis Karras, Triantafillos, Despina Vandi,
Giorgos Lembesis, Prodromos, Dora, Kaiti Garbi, Dionisis Shinas, Pashalis Terzis,
Stelios Dionisiou, Giannis Ploutarhos, Litsa Giakgousi, Thanos Petrelis, Peggy
Zina, Stelios Rokkos
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? no
(121) On purpose? no
(122) Had sex? yes, you’re repeating your questions
(123) With more then 1 person at a time? i wish
(134) Watched porn? yes
(135) With another person? no
(136) Gotten caught? no
(139) Watched someone masturbate? webcam count?
(141) Had oral sex? yes
(142) With someone other then your gf/bf? i don’t cheat
(143) Committed adultery? no
(144) Does your significant other know? don’t have one
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn’t tell? no
(146) Stolen anything? two CDs, i’m gonna go to hell
(147) Been on radio/tv? Yes, was on Greek Radio and Greek TV (Antenna)
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? no
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? yes, but got it under control
(150) Considered religious vocation? lol, no
(151) Been criticized about your sexuality? i’ve been caled a “crazy
straight person” by my lesbian friend
(152) Bungee jumped? no
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? no
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? yes
(167) Miracles? no
(168) Astrology? yes
(169) Magic? no
(170) God? yes
(171) Satan? sure
(172) Santa? no
(173) Ghosts? yes
(174) Luck? yes, its called the Lottery
(175) Love at first sight? no
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can’t exist without the bad)? yes
(177) Witches? no
(178) Easter bunny? i ate him last week at easter
(179) Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever? yes
(180) Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? not gold,
but pie
(181) Do you wish on stars? no
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? sure
(183) Do you think God has a gender? no, but i am a god, and i’m male
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? not answering that
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? if you mean cults, i think
they’re funny. Stupid people need to die, and cults are just a bunch of stupid
people who do that favor for me.
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? become Elves and fight in the
War for Middle Earth
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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? yes!!!!
(188) Who are your best friends? Theo, Ben, Dimitri, Stathi, Giorgo,
Athena
(189) Who’s the one person that knows most about you? Athena
(190) What’s the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? “I zoi
einai aggouri. Alloi trone kai pikrenontai, kai alloi tronai kai glykainontai”
Closest English version i can think of is, “Life is like a penis. when it gets
hard, fuck it.”
(191) Your favorite inside joke? Why should i say it if you’re not gonna
get it?
(192) Thing you’re picked on most about? being skinny
(193) Who’s your longest known friend? Ben and Elliott, since preschool
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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?
youre stupid for asking this
(223) Do you remember your first love? yes
(224) Still love him/her? nope
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? how can something you don’t
understand be a mistake?
(226) What do you find romantic? Wild, rough, hard, furry animal
sex…… i dunno, surprises are good.
(227) Turn-on? i’m not in the mood for this
(228) Turn-off? still not in the mood
(229) First kiss? was with a stranger
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating
you, how would you feel? god, thats happened a lot. I’d pretty much secure
our friendship with them, and remain to be friends with them
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going “blind”?
knowing
(233) Have you ever wished it was more “socially acceptable” for a girl to
ask a guy out? sure, makes life easier
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically
unattractive? erm, yes…..
(236) Do you think the preferred gender finds you good looking? i don’t
care
(237) What is the best thing about the preferred gender? everything
except PMS
(238) What is the worst thing about the preferred gender? PMS
(245) Do you read porn? no
(246) Read the articles? no
(247) Just the pics? its either the real thing or movies, no stills or
stories
(248) What’s the last present someone gave you: a shirt
(257) Are you in love? you must be thinking really hard to be repeating
your questions
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? Hotness lies in ones
personality. looks are for the blind.
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw someone
hot standing on the sidewalk? hump their leg? or perhaps grope them, or even
stare at them like a blubbering and drooling moron and point at their chest.
Seriously, you need to get out more.
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POSSESSIONS
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(273) What is your fave possession? my cell phone
(274) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Mercedes-Benz
E55 AMG
(275) How badly do you want it? ohhhhh baby, yeah, do i want it bad
(276) Have you ever seen The Exorcist? yes
(277) How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in
this section? 2 seconds, you’re so stupid. nice try, slick
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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON…
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(279) That haunted you? its no longer Halloweeen
(280) You wanted to kill? Hakan
(281) That you laughed at? Paul
(282) That laughed at you? George
(283) That turned you on? someone far away
(284) You went shopping with? my cousin
(285) That broke your heart? Anna, damn, that was like, 4 years ago
(286) To disappoint you? Cindy
(287) To ask you out? girls don’t ask guys out, remember?
(288) To make you cry? my grandfather’s death
(289) To brighten up your day? Dimitri
